‘Absolute Wonder Woman’: 5 Questions Dying to Have Answered

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After exploring the dark depths of Absolute Batman, we now turn to the Amazonian warrior herself—Absolute Wonder Woman. But here’s the catch: unlike Batman and Superman, Wonder Woman’s origin story isn’t fully revealed in the first issue. In fact, we’re left with more questions than answers. What gives? Now we’re more intrigued than ever to uncover how this version of Wonder Woman stacks up against the classic one. So, here are five burning questions that have us on the edge of our seats after reading her debut…

Here’s What We Know

Giant sword and a Kamen Rider mask? Hell yeah.

In Absolute Wonder Woman, we learn that Diana is the last of the Amazonians, a race seemingly wiped out by the gods. Apollo, in a mysterious move, sent her to hell, where she was taken in and raised by the witch Cersei. In the debut issue, Diana finds herself battling a demonic entity known as Harbinger Prime, and throughout the fight, flashbacks provide glimpses into her past. These fragments raise even more questions about Diana’s origins, her relationship with Cersei, and the fate of the Amazonians, leaving readers eager to uncover the truth behind Apollo’s actions and the curse that has shaped Diana’s journey.

Wonder Woman as a witch? Hell yeah. 

#1 What Did Cersei and the Amazonians Do?

Why are they banished here?

We learn that Cersei was sent to hell as a punishment for her actions toward the gods, but what exactly did she do? Why were the Amazonians punished so severely by Zeus? And, if it was something that terrible, why was baby Diana spared? The mystery of the Amazonians’ downfall is intriguing, especially since we’re told Diana is the last of her kind. What dark secrets lie in the past of Themyscira, and why is Diana being kept in the dark?

#2 Why Did Apollo Send Diana to Cersei?

Who needs a warden when you’re in hell?

Apollo seems to have intentionally chosen Cersei as Diana’s warden, but why? Was it simply because Cersei had the power to protect her in hell? Or was there a deeper reason—did Apollo want Cersei to become Diana’s mother? Diana grows up under Cersei’s care, and it’s clear they form a close bond. Could this relationship have been part of a divine plan? And what role does Cersei’s witchcraft play in Diana’s eventual escape from hell?

Did the gods hope Cersei loved Diana? 

#3 Why Can’t Cersei Speak ‘Amazonians’?

What was the point of this curse…
…if Diana can still learn and speak Amazonian? 

One of the most puzzling aspects of this story is the curse Apollo placed on Cersei, preventing her from speaking the word ‘Amazon.’ At first, it seems like this curse is designed to keep Diana from learning the truth about her origins. However, we see Diana can both understand and even speak the word ‘Amazon,’ suggesting that the curse isn’t as effective as intended. What’s the purpose of this curse? Is there something more to this mysterious restriction?

#4 What’s the Deal with Harbinger Prime?

Diana vs Harbinger Prime

A classic superhero trope is present with the appearance of Harbinger Prime—a powerful demonic being threatening to burn Earth. But given the complex nature of the Absolute Power series, we’re betting there’s more to this villain than meets the eye. What’s his backstory? Why is he so bent on destruction? And what does he have to do with Wonder Woman’s own journey?

#5 What Kind of Lasso Is That?

The lasso of truth isn’t supposed to be red… right? 

The issue ends with Wonder Woman about to use her iconic lasso. But here’s the twist—Absolute Wonder Woman is clearly not wielding the Lasso of Truth. What’s the deal with her red lasso? How is it different from the classic one, and what dark secrets might it reveal? Given the series’ reputation for twisting beloved superhero icons, we’re sure there’s more to this lasso than meets the eye.

Bonus: Who Writes Books in Hell?

Where did they get the books from… 

A more lighthearted question, but one that still catches our attention. In this issue, Diana and Cersei have transformed their little cave in hell into a cozy living space, complete with a bookshelf. But where do they get their books? Who’s publishing in hell, and how are they even getting delivered?

Conclusion

Absolute Wonder Woman nails at her first issue 

Absolute Wonder Woman is shaping up to be a complex and lore-heavy story, and we’ve only scratched the surface of Diana’s origin. With so many unanswered questions, we can’t wait to see where this twisted version of Wonder Woman goes in the coming issues. Will we finally get the answers to these burning questions, or will the mystery deepen even further? Only time will tell.

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