Commit White Collar Crimes as a Turnip Boy!


Interested in committing white-collar crimes? Without, ahem, any consequences or jail time? Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion might just be the one game you need to play this month!

Like many other broke university students, I rely on Epic Games for new games to play every month. Dealing with the usual stressors, Turnip Boy is the perfect game to unwind. Mainly because it’s a lighthearted game where you play as an adorable turnip, ripping up tax documents.

The minimum requirements to run the game are as follows :

  • OS: Microsoft® Windows® 10. 
  • Processor: 1.2GHz processor (Intel Core i5 and up)
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM.  
  • Graphics: DirectX 10, 11, or 12 compatible cards.
Of course, I ripped up the wanted poster, hehe

Your jaunt as the Turnip Boy starts when Mayor Onion gives you a tax bill. In true Turnip Boy fashion, you ripped it up, Mayor Onion scolds you and sends you to do errands as penance. Maybe this is their world’s version of community service?

Anyway, roaming around Veggieville, you meet characters like Old Man Lemon. He gave you your first item, a watering can! Which Turnip Boy then uses to water a bush that grows … swords?

You can vanquish them with a sword though, that you acquired by watering a bush with your trusty watering can (that you stole from Old Man Lemon.)

Veggieville, where you first spawn
Fun fact, snails are vegetarians. That means it can kill you. You’re playing as an anthropomorphized turnip, remember? 😉
Cool Dark Souls reference

Through your jaunts, you kind of figured that something is not quite right with Mayor Onion. That, and how high the taxes are.

So much taxes, what is this place? Germany?
Aaand more taxes.

It wasn’t until the second arc of the game that you discover a huge secret about Mayor Onion, Old Man Lemon and spoiler alert, your dad.

How’s that for a plot twist? In terms of difficulty, the game isn’t difficult at all. The puzzles aren’t complex, they’re fairly straightforward. Filled to the brim with jokes and references to pop culture, you’ll be sure to emit a giggle or at the very least, blowing air out of your nose at their cheeky references.

The entire game takes around 4 hours to complete. I was thoroughly engaged by the game’s engaging storyline, it was compelling and wonderfully written with just enough twists and turns you won’t see coming.

Have fun committing crimes as a turnip boy!

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